U-Haul Heartthrobs Queer Women’s Dating Show

U-Haul Heartthrobs: A Valentine’s Comedy Dating Show for Queer Women

Ready to find your next crush IRL instead of on an app? U-Haul Heartthrobs is a live, queer dating show packed with comedy, connection, and just the right amount of sapphic chaos.

Hosted by New York City comedian Bridget Foley, this Valentine’s edition brings together queer women and the queer-aligned cuties who love them for a hilarious night of banter, blind dates, and maybe even a match (or a situationship).

Here’s what to expect:

• The Warm-Up: Bridget kicks off the night with some fun, flirty crowd banter to get everyone laughing – and maybe revealing a few crush-worthy details.
• Blindfolded Dates: A few brave volunteers take the stage for playful blindfolded matchmaking, guided by our hosts. You’ll get to watch the sparks (or splinters) fly as matches answer cheeky questions and test their chemistry live.
• Audience Matchmaking: Not blindfolded? Don’t worry – there’s still a chance to join the fun. Audience members looking to mingle can raise their hands to be part of a lighthearted round of live matchmaking where the hosts play queer Cupid, bringing potential couples up to the stage to see if their vibes align.
• Spontaneous Surprises: If a match doesn’t quite land or sparks fly unexpectedly elsewhere, the hosts might mix and match on the spot for some hilarious and maybe even romantic twists.

It’s part comedy show, part dating experiment, and all queer joy. Whether you’re there to meet someone or just to watch the queerest U-Haul jokes fly, you’ll leave smiling (and possibly exchanging numbers).

Want to be blindfolded? Apply here for a chance to be part of the onstage dating fun:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSee684W-XenROz8edVG_xKmYLzl2I_PHPYpHdb3hmGBCt1YDg/viewform?usp=dialog

Where: New Park Brewing, West Hartford – cozy taproom vibes, great brews, and plenty of queer eye contact from across the room.
When: February 14, 2026 · 5-7 PM (doors at 5:00, show at 5:30).
Why: Real queer connections, big laughs, and some unhinged Valentine’s energy – because we all know lesbians move fast, but tonight we’re at least making it funny.

Seats are limited, so grab your tickets and maybe your next date, too. ♥