U-Haul Heartthrobs Queer Women’s Dating Show

U-Haul Heartthrobs is a Valentine’s comedy dating show for queer women and the queer‑aligned cuties who love them, packed with sapphic chaos, big laughs, and actual chances to meet someone – not just swipe past them.

Hosted by New York City comedian Bridget Foley, the night mixes fun banter, playful on-stage moments, and low-pressure matchmaking that makes it easy to flirt, cheer, and maybe even find your next situationship.

Before the show, you can opt into a blindfolded matchmaking game where our team plays Cupid and helps you connect with potential crushes in a fun, low-stakes way. During the show, you’ll watch contestants shoot their shot, improvise their way through spicy prompts, and decide whether they’re ready to metaphorically load the U-Haul after one great night.

Want to be blindfolded? Make sure to apply for the chance (not everyone can be picked): https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSee684W-XenROz8edVG_xKmYLzl2I_PHPYpHdb3hmGBCt1YDg/viewform?usp=dialog

Where: New Park Brewing, West Hartford – cozy taproom vibes, excellent beer, and plenty of space to make eyes across the room.
When: February 14, 2026 · 5-7 pm (doors 5:00, show 5:30).
Why: Queer joy, real connections, and unhinged U-Haul gay jokes in a room full of people who get it.

Invite some friends and grab tickets today – seats are very limited considering the interest.

See you there <3